OH YESSS VAAAAANE!
This is fantastic use of a penis on TV, I’m used to seeing men shown naked either when sexualized or when they’re tortured/humiliated, so it was great to see a full frontal when a man is being imposing and awesome! I loved that they weren’t shy about showing his dick in this scene, it makes sense that he’d be naked and they actually used that, and it makes him even more impressive somehow (no, not because he’s well hung).
also Captain Vane take the fuckin island, make peace with your love for Eleanor, don’t be another tragic lovestricken caricature of a villain pleeease i’m rooting for you so hard
fuck, this was an unexpectedly good show, the female characters, how people related to each other, i kind of kept waiting for the show to screw up but nope, it is actually good!
( upxperiscope you better see this post we got work to do)
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters